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| Oxymorons: Newly Added (50)
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- Staying awake to chase a dream. - Muse (UK rock band) in their song 'Falling Away With You'
- You got your momma's taste but you got my mouth. - Ben Folds, in his song 'Gracie'
- You non-conformists are all the same. - Muse (UK rock band) in their song
- It's wrong to be always right.
- Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. - Sir Boyle Roche
- Maybe the bitterness will make you a bit sweeter. -- R.M.
- I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again.
- The only thing I don't Procrastinate about is Procrastination.
- Remember the future. - Tagline for the movie "Paycheck"
- Australia is a pretty big continent.
- Minimum wage for a maximum loser. - (from The Hot Chick movie)
- Treat me like an angel and I'll be your little devil.
- Stop stabbing yourself in the back. - Judith Briles
- Change is the only Constant.
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- Be here Now, when you can. - Ron McIntosh
- You Win, I Win, We Lose. - Lyrics, Kenny Chesney
- You win big when you lose right.
- Everything is so random there must be a pattern.
- I die every day; I mean that brothers, just as surely as I glory over you in Christ Jesus our Lord. - 1 Corinthians 15:31
- A person who doesn't vote votes for the winner!
- An abstention is a vote for the winner!
- The Right way is the Wrong way and the Left way is the Right way. (Driving directions)
- Why don't they make the whole airplane out of that black box stuff? - Steven Wright
- The clock is two minutes ahead and one hour behind.
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