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 Health Oxymoron List (66)


Addictive Nature
Almost Pregnant
Angry Patient
Anxious Patient
Bad Health
Balding Hair
Beautiful Funeral
Benign Tumor
Blind Eye
Blind Sight
Blurry Vision
Born Dead
Buried Alive
Clear Braces
Cold Fever
Cold Sweat
Colour Blindness
Conscious Sedation (Hospital term)
Dead Again
Dead Body
Dead Like Me (TV Show)
Dead Man Walking (Movie)
Delicate Killing
Dry Bath
Dying to Live
Dying is a part of Life
Electroshock Therapy
Euthanasia (Mercy Killing)
Fatally Injured
Firm Pillow
Flat-Breasted
Flat-Busted
Freezer Burn
Half Dead
Healthy City Environment
Healthy Dose
Ill Health
Impatient Patient
Invisible Braces
Irregularly Irregular Rhythm (Health Term)
Lethal Medicine
Life After Death
Life Insurance
Mental Health
Mercy Killing (better known as Euthanasia)
Mud Bath
Narcoleptic Insomniac
Non-Toxic Bug Spray
Painless Death
Poor Health
Restless Sleep
Rural Metro (Ambulance service)
Skin-care for Men
Sleeping Like a Baby
Sleepwalking
Slightly Overweight
Snow White Tan (Ziggy Stardust, David Bowie)
Sober Drunk
Still Life
Suicide Medicine
Sun Shower
Sweet Death
The Undead (Movie)
The Walking Dead (TV Series)
Wake up the Dead
X-ray Therapy



 Oxymoron Quotes and Sayings: Health (32)

  • A hospital is no place to be sick. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • A little pain never hurt anyone.
  • Alive again in death. - Nick Brandt
  • Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra
  • Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • Be drug-free and smoke some crack. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • Did you hear about the two brothers who are exactly alike in their own way?
  • Did you hear that Johnny's left side was chopped off? It turned out that he was "alright!"
  • Eyes without sight can still have vision.
  • Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
  • He lived his life to the end.
  • He was dead, but he got better. - from 'Crank: High Voltage' movie
  • Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.
  • I was comfortable inside these wounds. - from the song 'Death of Me' by Red
  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
  • I'd rather feel the pain than nothing at all.
  • If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave. - Yogi Berra
  • If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
  • It's not that I want to kill Lois, I just don't want her to be alive anymore. - Stewie Griffin
  • Often it is fatal to live too long. - Racine
  • Rehab is for quitters!
  • The fact that he's dead does not prove that he'd lived. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
  • The first condition of immortality is death. - Stanislaw Lec
  • The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying. - Samuel Goldwyn
  • The things that bring joy come from those which bring pain.
  • There is poison in the medicine.
  • To Live is to Die. - [song by heavy metal band Metallica]
  • When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. - Ayn Rand
  • When you are no longer growing, you are no longer alive. You become part of the living dead. - Kute Blackson
  • Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village? 'We haven't got one; we had one, but he died three weeks ago'.




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