|
| Oxymorons by Subject: General (204)
|
|
| Oxymoronic Quotes and Sayings: General (43) |
|
- Always be on the lookout for the obvious.
- Always remember you're unique .. just like everyone else!
- Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really know what's going on.
- Australia is a pretty big continent.
- Be here Now, when you can. - Ron McIntosh
- Drive slowly, we're in a hurry. - Winston Churchill to his chauffeur
- Everything is so random there must be a pattern.
- Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. - Sir Boyle Roche
- I am a deeply superficial person. - Andy Warhol
- I am easily satisfied with the very best. - Winston Churchill
- I can give you a definite perhaps. - Samuel Goldwyn
- I can resist everything but temptation. - Mark Twain
- I can't remember having a more memorable time.
- I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again.
- If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
- I'm proud of my humility.
- I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
- It's eight o'clock, sir! - Why the devil didn't you tell me that before? - Overheard in hotel
- It's wrong to be always right.
- Life is full of uncertainties ... or I could be wrong about that?
- No one goes to that place anymore - it's always too crowded. - Yogi Berra
- Nobody goes to Miami in the Winter. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra
- Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
- Prejudiced people are all alike.
- Remember the future. - Tagline for the movie "Paycheck"
- Reporter: You say you've never made a picture before? Samuel Goldwyn: Yes, but that's our strongest weak point. - Samuel Goldwyn
- Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
- The clock is two minutes ahead and one hour behind.
- The golden rule is that there are no golden rules. - George Bernard Shaw
- The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency. - Wilson Follett
- The Right way is the Wrong way and the Left way is the Right way. (Driving directions)
- The saddest moment in a person's life comes but once.
- The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. - Paul Valery
- The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
- There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. - Salvador Dali
- There's no such thing as non-existence.
- They say it's not as bad as they say it is.
- This page intentionally left blank. - (Non-blank with the comment)
- Walking up stairs gets me down.
- We must believe in free will. We have no choice. - Isaac B. Singer
- You always find something in the last place you look.
- You're the dumbest smart person I've ever met. - from the movie 'I, Robot'
- You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. - W.S. Gilbert
|
|
|
